Ana Lucia

Ever since Ana Lucia and I got married, she's loved the idea of bed in a bag.  I've talk her out of no fewer than one per week since June 18th 2003.  We went to Walmart tonight and I saw Ana Lucia come around the corner with a, you named it, bed in a bag.  I looked at it and said, hum, maybe we should think about it overnight to decide if we really want it.  She said, yes I already have been thinking about it all week, that's why I want it.

12-26-2009

Skyler noticed my adam's apple.  I told him it was my laryngeal prominence (gotta get him ready for dental school in 20 years), or my adam's apple.  He asked, why don't I have one.  I told him he'd get one as soon as he went through puberty.  "Is puberty a school?" he asked. 


As we arrived at church I looked at the parking lot and saw a bunch of empty parking spots and said, wow, not many people at church this week.  Skyler replied in the same breath, yeah, but there are a lot of free parking spots.  Glad to have someone around to always look on the bright side of things.

Skyler is Ana Lucia's son, here's proof.

I asked Skyler when he got off the bus how "Shkool" was since we'd just learned why it wasn't s-ch-ool, but skool. So Skyler started using the same thing, everything that started with S, he put an Sh at the beginning. All fun and games until he started telling Yasmeen to s*it right here, and every other combination of s*it imaginable. I decided not to even call him out, and I just laughed back in the hallway. Reminded me of Ana Lucia telling the 2nd counselor in the bishopric that she didn't like her braces, but came out as I don't like my breasts.

12-11-2009

Skyler informed me that his friend William in school knows how to write his name in "curvise" aka cursive. I said "really, that's nice." "Yeah, dad," he continues, William was born in "Curvise", which is why he can write his name in that language "curvise". I actually had to agree, I never got cursive and always thought it was a foreign language.